The Regrettable Lunch Box
by
Once somebody asked me why do I always eat alone?
ONCE
Inspired By
Here’s a little something that represents
all that I find good in fine dining-
music, chocolates and gorillas that can play the drums.
This is a one-pound beefburger fried, topped with
cheese and bacon and sandwiched between two
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Would I really eat one of those you might ask.
Yes.
Yes I would.
And then I’d have to reply
how could you eat just one?
Guess What This Is
It’s a Fruity Pebble.
You eat them for breakfast.
Yum.
So there you have it in three…the reasons why I eat alone.
amm
Well, I think the KrispyKreme burger combo is a very efficient use of meals– breakfast and lunch together. I think I will suggest this for the next ladies brunch I work on…..
Yep.
Lori
April 19, 2008 at 2:35 am
I agree! I think it is best you eat alone with this sort of cuisine A.M.
Heather Blakey
April 19, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Dare we ask, What’as for dessert? A nice cool dish of adipocere?
kvwordsmith
April 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Yes, there are those who should definitely eat alone…
shewolfy728
April 21, 2008 at 2:04 pm
In my own defense I’d like to add that I DO chew with my mouth closed.
Anita Marie
April 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm